Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year!



It's the last day of 2012 and I'm feeling restless.  New Year's Eve represents a fresh start, and there's nothing better than that.  People and businesses have to change.  The end of the year is the perfect time for that.  Here's all the news that's fit to read:

I will be returning to VIU in about a week.  I'm already stressed and my weight is dropping like a stone.  Happens every time with school.

I am starting an additional business in the spring - the process is being held up by delays in domain name acquisition and by realtors who aren't quite catching the not-so-subtle nuances in our conversations.  Not to worry.  At some point, they'll get it.

Last but not least, the New Year's resolution!  Last year, my resolution was to continue to not smoke.  I kept that resolution, and this year, it's time for me to kick my junk food habit.

On that note, I'm off to grab some Cheetos.  There isn't much time left! 

Have a great night, Happy New Year, and all the best in 2013


Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Monday, October 8, 2012

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Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage
Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Working and Cooking



I am working through the holiday weekend, but with more limited hours than usual because I am also cooking on Monday and doing prep the day before.  Visit my site for schedule (take note of Parksville days), and if I don't see you, have a great Thanksgiving long weekend!

By the way, I've also installed a feedback box on the site - feel free to post something.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Goodbye Craigslist



Updated June 22, 2018

Please, for the love of all that you hold dear, stop looking for my ads in Craigslist.  I think I've made it clear, on many occasions, that I hate that site with a passion.  Since personals and therapeutic services were removed, adult service providers are not "migrating" to other sections of craigslist.  We left Craigslist and moved to backpage years ago, when Craigslist removed erotic services.  Now backpage is gone too.

If you are my client, please bookmark my site, or take Comox Valley Massage or Vancouver Island Massage and add a .com. I couldn't be much easier to find!

Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Off to Nanaimo Tomorrow


Got stuff to do at VIU this week, and figured this would be a good time to visit Nanaimo.  Not sure how long I'm staying...we'll see how it goes.  If you're in Nanaimo, great!  Maybe we can get together.

I'm going to head to VIU tomorrow morning and pick up more textbooks and will check in as early as I can, hoping for around noon if I can.  Take some time to get prettied up and organize my books (gotta study while I'm there) and we'll see what kind of fun we can have!

Forgot to look for a place with a hot tub...guess I'm not sleeping quite yet.

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Tuition Paid and Textbooks Bought

Ready for school again, thanks (once again) to my clients.  Thanks for enabling me to get my degree without having to take out any student loans.

My course load is light because I really do just want to focus on work right now.  That's not going to stop me from reading all the textbooks by the end of August.  I am going to work as much as possible this winter because I really, really, really want a camperized van.  Nothing big, something that will fit in a parking spot and won't cost much to take on the ferry.  Something that my cat and I can take on adventures.  Something nice, but not too pricey.  I am not the type who "wants" a lot.  It is very seldom that I have an strong desire to possess a particular thing, but I want this.

In the meantime, I am going to put a lot of my stuff in storage (got way too much stuff) and start looking around for a small, cute place to live - something with a yard where the cat can play.  He's not well suited to condo living...and neither am I.  A little place in Cumberland or Merville would be nice...something with a garden maybe.  We'll see.

So, as is typical for this time of year, it starts.  Work - study - work - study...and look forward to whatever comes next!

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Sunday, April 15, 2012

School's Out


I wrote my last final exam a couple of days ago, and my school year is now officially over.  I won't say that this was a tough one, but it was tedious and I have spent this weekend recovering from one of the worst cases of academic burnout ever.  The grades are good, the credits are in the bag.  Done.

So now what?  I will be working and saving money all summer, and that's about it!  No major plans, just staying close to home.  It's going to be nice not to have to schedule massage sessions around my classes, and it's also going to be very nice not to have to drive to Nanaimo for my classes.  VIU has seen the last of me until September.

I'm going to continue with the Thai cooking this summer and start learning about the money system and the language.  There are some interesting online resources for learning Thai and I'd like to pick up the basics - "hello", "goodbye", "thank you", etc.

The Spring Special will continue until the end of Spring - the last day of the special will be Jun 19, 2012.  If you would like an appointment, please call between 10 a.m. and 7 p.m.  I am available 7 days a week.  Until I see you, enjoy the weather!  It's getting nicer out there :D

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Monday, April 2, 2012

Spring Massage Oil Blends


My spring massage oil blends are finally done! I know I say this every time I do new blends, but I think these are the best ones yet.  As some of you may know, I am serious about my massage oils. I think that when you are putting oil on people's skin, you have to think about what you're using. It is more important than many people realize.  Every three months, with the changing season, I put together two blends - one scented and one unscented.

The oil I use on my clients is the same oil I use on my own skin. It has to be pure and fresh, it has to have the right amount of "slide" (not too thick or too thin), it has to be the right color, it must not feel tacky or sticky, it must not stain fabric, it must not clog pores or cause any kind of skin irritation whatsoever, it has to feel absolutely decadent, and (if it is scented), it has to smell fantastic and have the desired aromatherapeutic effect.  If it fails in any way, back to the drawing board.

When I design the unscented blend, I take into consideration any skin care challenges the season might present, such as dry skin in winter, heat rash in summer, etc. The blend is always made up of fresh pressed oils that contain no triglicerides, which results in long shelf life. They are blended and stored in new containers with new lids - these things are never re-used. Usually, the unscented blend combines at least three oils, all of which are fantastic for the skin.  The oils used, and the proportions in which they are used, vary with the season.

When it comes to the scented blend, the season figures into the scents chosen and also the aromatherapeutic aspect. Fall might be a little woodsy, Spring might be more citrus (because with men, you don't want floral). I choose scents that appeal to men, and then sometimes other essences are chosen for depression, anxiety, allergies, etc.

In spring, the issue is usually allergies. This spring's blend is designed to calm you and clear your head. It combines three carrier oils with three citrus essences and one additional essential oil that has a bit of an antihistamine effect. It is mild, clean, and fresh, and gives you a mental boost, and can soothe skin irritations. All in all, it's very pleasant - I think you'll like it. Come check it out.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

First Day of Spring!


Happy First Day of Spring!  I am looking forward to some sunny days ahead.

I have been so busy with school that I didn't even do a St. Patrick's day special!  Too bad, it could have been fun!  Maybe next year.

Nicole Kelly
Vancouver Island Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage and Full Service Escort
Parksville - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.VancouverIslandMassage.com

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Clean and Simple

Finally got around to cleaning up the main site - it's very basic now, a minimum of code.  I took the CSS out.  The site should display nicely on mobile devices.  It's not that I can't design fancier sites, it's that I don't want this one to be fancy.  I think it's best if people can just access it quickly and get the information they want quickly.

Update Feb. 8/12:  It's all one page now too!  Now you can't say, "Oh, I didn't see that page" LOL!

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Thursday, January 12, 2012

2012 Services and Rates On Site

Hello, folks!

I have decided on the services and rates that will be on offer this year.  They are on the main site at http://www.comoxvalleymassage.com/

When you call, make sure you have visited the rates page first.  Things have changed, and we'll have to go over your expectations and figure out your rate before you come in.

See you soon,

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

January Special


January's special is as follows:

Book your massage at the base rate, and you can add an extra free!

This is to familiarize my clients with the Extras I offer, and allow them to try those that might interest them.

If you choose more than one extra, the free one will be the MOST expensive one, not the least expensive.

See my services and rates page for more information.


Nicole Kelly
Vancouver Island Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage and Full Service Escort
Parksville - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.VancouverIslandMassage.com

Friday, January 6, 2012

Nadine Won the Bet


Why am I awake at 4 a.m.?  Because the first week of school didn't work out very well.

It was the course content.  Again.  I ragedropped all of my classes yesterday.  The course descriptions did not match the actual content.  As it turned out, what seemed to be solid stuff ended up a) exploring "New Age" concepts; b) try to reconcile rational with religious thought in a sort of horrifying pseudo-intellectual mashup; or c) allowing people with no art training to create works of art (after looking at works of art that are of questionable value and not questioning their value).  I just couldn't take it.

Enough hippie crap!  Whatever happened to "attend the lectures, study the book, learn the book, write a paper, write the exam"?  I want to be proud of my degree.  Finger-painting and Eastern mysticism are NOT going to play any part in my degree program.  I have been up all night, looking for new courses that will advance my degree without being ridiculous, and have finally found some good ones.  This will involve commuting to Nanaimo for classes, but I would have had to start doing that next year anyway.

Nadine, who bet me $1000 that books would be bouncing off the walls by the end of the year, won that bet.  She was absolutely right...I finally snapped.  The good news is that since I did make it through the first semester, and have now signed up for more courses than I was taking before, she's decided to let me use the money to cover the difference in tuition and cost of new textbooks.  I really think that all she wanted was to prove a point.

So I'm off to Nanaimo to give VIU more money and get more books.  Will be back this afternoon.  Starting next week, I will be in Nanaimo Monday and Wednesday mornings, and in class here on Thursday nights.

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Welcome 2012


Finally!  The end of 2011!

This has been one tough year.  We lost Amy Winehouse, Steve Jobs, Joe Frazier, Heavy D, and Christopher Hitchens, to name only a few.  Those were big losses, and the deaths of bin Laden, Khaddafi and Kim Jong Il do not compensate for them.  I have not been smoking, I have been studying, and although I overindulged a little bit food-wise over the holidays (as usual), there should be no lasting repercussions because I really was quite sensible all year.  What a tough year, having to be so sensible.  It's been awful. 

So what's the resolution for 2012?  What's left?

The issue I choose to tackle in the coming year is spending.

Not once in my life have I ever given any serious consideration to how much money I spend.  If money is becoming tight, I assume that it's because I need to earn more, and proceed accordingly.  The possibility that cutting down on spending could be part of the solution never really crossed my mind.

Well, it's crossing it now, because in 2011, I tried very hard to save some money, and wow!  As it turns out, saving money is really difficult if you don't also change the spending habits.  It's not like I spend a lot, but I'm not exactly frugal either, and that's the problem right there.

I have removed the Members Only area from the main site because it was too exclusive.  My apologies to those who were coming in on the Members Only rate - those rates are no longer available.  This year, the rates for everyone will be the same.

As far as hours go, we'll just play it by year.  Just remember that I'm kind of an "afternoon person".  Too early in the morning or too late at night, not happening.

Here's hoping that your holidays were enjoyable, and best wishes for a safe, happy, and prosperous New Year!

Nicole Kelly
Comox Valley Massage
Sensuous Erotic Massage in Comox BC
Comox - Vancouver Island - British Columbia (BC)
www.ComoxValleyMassage.com

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